Fun fact: do you know that today some people will wish you a happy birthday for the thirty-first time? There are more where that came from, but let’s move on.
I am happy to have someone whose birthday is today (or in a few days) on this page. I can’t make cakes rain from the sky or make all the items on your wish list become things you own, but I can help you with wishes and quotes to use in saying happy birthday to yourself.
So, who’s going to have many wishes to choose from when he’s posting his/her birthday pictures on social media? You! Who’s going to have quotes to choose from when he’s writing something on his birthday card for others to see? You! Knowing that you got the perfect wish/quote from here will make me super happy.
This page is hosting a hundred beautiful happy 31st birthday to me wishes and quotes to use in saying “happy birthday to me” on your thirty-first birthday! Enjoy it.
Note: these can also be used for your thirty-second to thirty-ninth birthday. You just need to edit the “thirty-first” in them.
Inspirational Happy 31st Birthday to Me Quotes
Apart from the numerous wishes and the wonderful gifts you’ll get for your birthday, it’s ideal to still share some personal quotes on your status in celebration of your big day. These my birthday celebration quotes and status are all you need to give yourself the best of a treat.
1. If I don’t celebrate today, then no one else should. God has been, to me, one hell of a protector, guide and source of blessings. This is to thank him for bringing me to this point in my life. Happy 31st birthday to me.
2. Right now, I don’t care if aliens see humans as balloons floating on Earth. I just want to celebrate my fault filled, flaw filled life. I’m thankful for life, for friends and for my family. I love the person I am growing to become. Wish me a happy 31st birthday.
3. When the rains fell, God stood with me. When the storms came, God never left. He has blessed me and brought me into a life that I’m grateful for. I’ll forever be grateful that I got to know God. Happy 31 birthday to me today.
4. Today is my thirty-first birthday, and I can’t stop saying it. There’s a lot to thank God for, but today I want to thank him for all he has done for me in the last year. Again, I can’t stop saying that today is my thirty-first birthday.
5. I can tell you of my strengths, my weaknesses and things I know about myself. You can tell me about a lot of things you’ve seen in me. But I want you to know that every good that can be found in me today is because I have a good God in my life. I thank God for being my God. Happy thirty-first birthday to me. And to you reading this, thanks for being my friend.
6. Thirty-one years later, and I’m looking at the mirror, like, “isn’t that a woman with a five-star awesomeness rating?” This woman has fears, but she’s on a planet that God’s love reaches. Wish me a happy thirty-first birthday, people.
7. Human skinned angels have made life beautiful for me. I will not be where I am this day without the people around me. For me, it’s that I am a child of the universe, deserving of every beautiful thing in it. I wish myself love, joy, and peace on this beautiful day. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
8. For me, it’s that God has gone all out to make sure that thirty-one looks good on me. Now, what’s your wish for this thirty-one-year-old angel in the shape of your friend?
9. Surely, I’ve never seen a cloud perform a dance, but that doesn’t mean I can’t have a beautiful life. For me, it’s that I look at myself, and I see a blessed person. And around me, I find people who love me and are willing to stand by me till I become all I’m supposed to be. This is me wishing myself a happy birthday and reminding those around me that we must party tonight! Happy 31st birthday (insert your name.)
10. Well, the day we have been waiting for is here, and I’m a year older. I will appreciate every gift I get, and I think a word of prayer for me from you would make my day complete. So can we have them in the comments? Happy 31st birthday to me.
11. Thanks to God for choosing this universe for me, where I can bless and be blessed, where I can have you as my friends, and where I can actually enjoy living. Today is my 31st birthday, and I’m excited to tell you all. Won’t you celebrate me?
12. Today reminds me of the day I came into the universe where the crown of God’s creation lives. Today also tells me to peep at my progress. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
13. In the last year, I haven’t gotten a certificate or an award, I haven’t built a house or bought a car, I haven’t even made a million, but I won’t wait for certain things to happen before I celebrate. Today, I celebrate every little thing that was added to me in the last year. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
14. Hey, people. Can I be the trending topic for today? It’s my thirty-first birthday, and this is me shouting. Say a prayer for me.
15. Nothing much to see here. Just a post by someone who will be thirty-one for the next year! Thanks to all who have been of help to me throughout my life and to all who would do anything to bring the best out of me. Happy thirty-first birthday to me!
16. It’s been a long ride, and I’m saying for the first time that it’s wonderful riding a planet around the sun. This is to wish me a happy thirty-first birthday and to ask when you’ll start sending in your gifts.
17. Happy thirty-first birthday to me. For me, it’s that I don’t need lights or cameras to feel on top of the world. I’m so excited that I could turn into a bird right now and fly forever. Say a prayer for your boy.
18. Except the world ends, I will paint the city (read as my room) red today. Y’all are invited, if you can find me, to my birthday party. Gate fee: a gift. Happy thirty-first birthday to your boy!
19. Life has not been at its fairest, but I’m here today saying that God has been fairest to me. Since I knew God, he has been working beautiful things for me, so much that I can trust him, even when I don’t understand his plans. Today is my thirty-first birthday, and I’m more than excited.
20. Many years have come, and I still have a lot to do with my life, but I will celebrate the little I’ve achieved like it’s all I was made to achieve. Happy thirty-first birthday to the boy.
21. It’s a bright day and a good one to say happy thirty-first birthday to me. So join the day in telling me a happy thirty-first birthday.
22. I can’t stop myself from growing older, so don’t blame me for celebrating a new age today. Just join in, and let’s turn this party upside down. Wish me a happy thirty-first birthday.
23. For me, it’s how the blessings of God are flooding my life, have followed me around the sun thirty-one times. I know life only gets better. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
24. Happy thirty-first birthday to the most beautiful girl on your Facebook space. Wish me the best of birthdays, please. I wish myself love and joy and peace and more.
25. Happy thirty-first birthday to me. There are a lot of beautiful things you can do for me today, but all I want is a car. So who’s giving me?
26. Happy thirty-first birthday to you, baby. Yes, I’m the baby here. Happy birthday to me and all who celebrate the day they were born today. May we do amazing things with our lives.
27. God, guide me through life. Provide for me. Protect me. And help me to be all you want me to be. Amen. Happy 31st birthday to me.
28. How I love the idea of waking up to the wishes and the gifts on my birthday and still waiting for more! But more than that, how I love the knowledge that there are better days ahead. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
29. Dear me, may every day, with all they come with, bring you towards being a better person. Live on. Fight on. And do all you can to be the best you can be. Happy thirty-first birthday to me today.
30. Your girl looks at today, and she sees a day wearing the “beautiful” tag. For her, it’s that this beautiful day brought a new age to her. She also wishes that you’d give her gifts. Happy thirty-first birthday to her.
31. Happy thirty-first birthday to the most interesting person on Earth. May the day bring me more than all the good I need and more than all the good I deserve. Celebrate with me.
32. Happy thirty-first birthday to me. Wherever you are, I want you to know that I’m growing bigger, stronger and wiser. I love the person I’m gradually becoming. I wish you all could attend my party.
33. I’m so excited about today. It’s a celebration day, a birthday, my birthday. Let the whole world join me to turn this day upside down. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
34. The pictures I’m uploading show me looking fresh, but life has dealt with me in ways that don’t reflect in them. I celebrate all the victories I’ve had to be where I am. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
35. When things don’t go your way, when trouble hits you when you are sad, just, like me, remember the little things that have made your life better at any point, and I think that will help you a bit — or much. Wish me a happy 31st birthday.
36. If I can ever turn back the hands of time, I’ll love to repeat every action I’ve taken because I love the person I am now. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
37. One day, I’ll be more of what I want to be. But until then, while working to be more, I will enjoy what I am. Wish me a happy 31st birthday.
38. Facebook may not be a place to talk about everything, but I won’t keep my birthday out of it. Y’all are sweet people and should celebrate with me. Happy 31st birthday to me.
39. For me, it’s that I have a God that loves me and died for me watching over me as I join the Earth to go around the sun one more time. Happy thirty-first birthday, self.
40. For me, it’s that my note to self reads, “Happy thirty-first birthday.”
41. I can write a very long post about my life in thirty-one years, but first, I should say a happy birthday to myself. The other long story will be posted later — or not. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
42. How happy I am to be here, with all of you in my life. How happy I am to be thirty-one and still living, with so much ahead of me. I celebrate myself today, and I hope you’ll say a prayer for me. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
43. I really can’t tell if this excitement is over my birthday or what I was promised today, but I know that I’m thankful to God for all he has done for me in my few years on earth. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
44. I demand to know why I’m growing only older and not younger. Lol. But, well, it’s good to know that I’m growing well, however. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
45. I hear I’m living the version of the universe where God hears humans, so I’m asking him for a sweet life. And whatever you, my friends, can do to make my day beautiful will be appreciated. Wish me a happy thirty-first birthday.
46. For me, it’s that my plans for today are plans of fun. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
47. I woke up today like, “yaaaaaaaaaay!” It’s my birthday, a rare day, and seeing it is one thing I am thankful for. Wish me a happy thirty-first birthday already.
48. Look at my photos and see how my beauty increases. The beauty inside of me increases too. Happy birthday to me at thirty-one.
49. Yesterday, I was scared of becoming thirty-one. But here I am, a few hours into it and loving it already. I hope it remains as beautiful as it can be. Happy birthday to me.
50. Happy thirty-first birthday to me. Whatever you do, remember that your boy is a year older today. Enjoy the day and wish me a happy birthday.
51. It’s a beautiful day to celebrate a beautiful person like me. I know God has been good to me, and so I thank him. I pray your day goes beautifully and that I’ll celebrate with you one day too. It’s my thirty-first birthday.
52. If I don’t celebrate myself first, I won’t feel any other celebration. So before anyone of you wishes me a happy birthday, I’m here to say it first. Happy birthday to me. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
53. Happy thirty-first birthday to your girl. For me, it’s that I’m getting prettier, stronger and wiser. I pray that my day and every other day after now will lead me to bliss. Wish me something good.
54. Why do you have to keep staring at your screen instead of sending me a birthday gift? Don’t mess with me today o. Send a gift. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
55. I pray that the worst day I’ll ever have after today will be very blissful. That’s my prayer for me. Say yours. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
56. Hello, world. This is me, with all my scars, fears and flaws, growing better and better, moving from glory to glory. This is me saying that I am happy to witness today, the day I became thirty-one. This is me wishing myself a happy birthday. I hope you have a wish for me too.
57. Happy birthday to myself. I pray that my birthday will be the best day I’ve had so far and that your next birthday will be a very awesome one for you. Don’t take the attention from my birthday, though. It’s still my birthday. Wish me well.
58. Happy thirty-first birthday to me. I pray that life will treat me well and even better from now on. It’s been a long life, and I look forward to a longer one ahead. Drop a wish for me.
59. I know you love me and will start sending in your gifts soon, but can you take out some time to wish me a happy thirty-first birthday first?
60. Someone, help me shout because I’m so excited about today and cannot shout out all the excitement alone. It’s my thirty-first birthday. Don’t be jealous. Celebrate with me.
61. Someone is about to receive a birthday present from some people and that person is me. Wish me a happy thirty-first birthday while you still can.
62. One life with many years filled with all sorts of things. We can only hope for the best to come out of it all. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
63. I choose to use today to just forget about everything and take a break from my regular activities. The other days in the year are still there. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
64. Partying is not all I’ll do today. I’ll say a prayer for all who have made me who I am, and I’ll receive every gift sent my way. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
65. Your favourite birthday girl is here again, after a full year of not celebrating a birthday. This is to suggest to you that you may want to make my birthday interesting for me because it only comes once a year. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
66. Today, let’s put all issues aside and celebrate. From tomorrow, we can think of resolving them. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
67. Again, I’ll say today is a happy day, and nothing anyone does can make it darker. Happy thirty-first birthday to me today.
68. After all the countdown, the birthday is here, and I woke up feeling super excited. One thing you can do for me is to help me remain in a bright mood throughout the day. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
69. Happy day, happy day, when I broke out of my mom to become a number on the planet. Many people may have been born that day, but here I am as the one among them that matters most to me. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
70. Over six billion birthdays every year and a huge number of birthdays every day, but a boy is here in Nigeria knowing that today revolves around him, no matter what anyone thinks or says. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
71. I dreamt that today was a blissful one, and I’m counting on every one of you here to bring my dream to reality. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
72. All I need to have a beautiful birthday is myself, but I can only have the most beautiful birthday when y’all join in the celebration. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
73. If the year wants to end now, it can. I’ve celebrated my birthday, and nothing else counts. Lol. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
74. For me, it’s not that my birthday comes at the end of the year; it’s that I’m among the products of dust that God listens to. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
75. I see that this age will be sweet for me. I see it in the way flip-flops are designed, the way stones rest and the way fire burn. It’s my thirty-first birthday, and I can’t shut up.
76. This is not just another birthday. It’s the day a rare piece of art was unveiled to Earth. I hope I have brought to your life something good, and I hope I will bring more. Wish me a happy thirty-first birthday.
77. Saying a word of prayer for me today will be appreciated. And I can’t wait for when next I will celebrate again because your prayers mean a lot to me. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
78. How’s today for you? Mine is super dope. Throughout today, I’ll feel like the president. Happy 31st birthday to me.
79. One day, I will look back at today and know that your prayers for me today brought a lot of good to me. So, say that prayer now. Wish me a happy thirty-first birthday.
80. I’m so excited about turning thirty-one that I can see the clouds performing a dance right now. Happy birthday to me.
81. Happy thirty-first birthday to me. Today’s a great day to be celebrated. I don’t even know why I was born today, but I know it wouldn’t have been better if I had been born any other day. Wish me well.
82. This human skinned angel still loves to receive wrapped gifts, brown envelopes, encouragement and more on his birthday. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
83. Happy thirty-first birthday to me. I’ve waited for today like clouds wait for planes to fly through them. Rejoice with me on this day that the Lord has made.
84. Forgive me. I just can’t resist the urge to say that this thirty-one-year-old human skinned angel is God’s favourite thing made from dust. Join me to sound the horn of my birthday and drop a wish for me.
85. I can’t resist the urge to say that today will be incomplete without my birthday. For me, it’s that today will be beautiful for me, even if the clouds and the seas become pink. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
86. Right now, I feel like spending the whole day just saying “thank you, Jesus”. There’s so much to be grateful for. Meanwhile, I want to see your wishes. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
87. I’m growing older, but also better. I can’t tell if the clouds will perform a dance today, but I can tell that God will keep watching over me. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
88. Who cares if the clouds dance badly or if doors have eyes? It’s my thirty-first birthday! Happy birthday to me.
89. I have been blessed every single day of my life, and this is me celebrating the arrival of every one of those blessings. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
90. No one can stop me, really. I’ve come too far for anyone to stop my progress. I’m not challenging you to try to stop me, though. Lol. Happy 31st birthday to me.
91. One of the best things that ever happened to me — my birth — happened on this day many years ago, and that’s what I’m celebrating today. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
92. I can create a long list of people that have added value to my life, and I won’t even mention all of them. I am grateful for the gift of these people in my life and for the gift of those whose lives I’ve added value to. Thanks to God for life and everything. Today’s my thirty-first birthday.
93. God made me for a reason, and I believe I’m doing just what he wants me to do. I know he’s with me every day, and I’m grateful for that. Today’s my thirty-first birthday, and I want to hear your wish for me, fam.
94. Nothing much to see here. Just a reminder to celebrate the reason I am all I am today — God — as you celebrate me. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
95. It’s my thirty-first birthday. Will you put a smile on the face of this guy with a five-star awesomeness rating?
96. Today’s a day to celebrate all I’ve done in the past. It’s going to be better after now because I only go higher and higher. Happy thirty-first birthday to me. Say a prayer for me.
97. Let me say a prayer for you: your presence in my life will not only bless me but bless you, and you’ll not miss any good God wants you to get from or through me. Amen. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
98. I have spent a good part of my life well, and I know that the remaining part of my life will be far better than the previous, in how I behave, in what I achieve, and in everything else. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
99. I’m hungry for better years ahead, and I’ll get it. The plan is to have a five-star awesomeness rating for the rest of my life. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
100. Thirty-one years, and I’m still growing. I’ll stop when I see a tree bend to pick a stone from the ground. Happy birthday to me.
I’m glad that the universe gave me this opportunity to provide for the need of one of its amazing children. I’m happy that I could give you many wishes and quotes to choose from as you celebrate your thirty-first birthday!
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