Top Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister

2021 Top Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister

Birthdays come once every year and some of us try to take responsibility for making the celebrants happy and excited, or at least, to put a smile or laugh on their faces.

Whether you can afford gifts or not, making the celebrant to laugh may require something more (bigger or smaller) than a wrapped package, like a funny wish.

These top funny birthday wishes for sister are written to help you to easily create humour that the celebrant can appreciate. And we trust that you’ll use them today.

Most Hilarious Happy Birthday Wishes for Sister

If you have a sister like mine, you’ll want to go all out to celebrate her birthday, giving all there is to fun. This collection of funniest happy birthday wishes, messages and quotes for your sister will surely get the job done.

1. We’re from the same family, just so I can cover up for all your plenty trouble. I’m the good child, you know? Happy birthday to you, my dear sister.

2. Happy birthday to beauty, to love and to noisemaking. Happy birthday to you, my only sister.

3. When old age finally eats you up, I hope I’ll still be young so I can take care of you like my child. Happy birthday to you, my sister.

4. Happy birthday to the second most beautiful person in the world. I said second because I’m the most beautiful. I love you.

5. Today’s is one of those days where I eat large pieces of cakes for free. “Happy cake day” to me and happy birthday to you.

6. If I were a girl, I’ll be you. My only concern is who you will be if I am you. Happy birthday to you, my sweet sister.

7. In one day, everyone will be celebrating your birthday. But I’ll celebrate you until the cake finishes. Happy birthday to you, sister.

8. I’ll never forget the day you were born. Now, you’re doing big things like you were never little. It’s good, though. At least, we won’t run out of food at the birthday party. Happy birthday, my sister.

9. Sometimes, I think of how you’ve been to me and I want to crown you my mother. But I already have a mother — our mother. Happy birthday to you, big sis.

10. What’s the best thing I can do to celebrate you? No promises until I know what of is, though. I don’t want to spend the rest of my life saving to buy it or paying for the loan I took to buy it. Happy birthday to you, sister.

11. You’re top on my list of people I don’t know what to do with. You’re troublesome and lovely. Happy birthday to you, dear sister.

12. One day, there’ll be a lot to look back at — our good and bad times and the times we did real funny things. Happy birthday to you, my sister.

13. I’ve come a long way with you, and even though you bully me a lot, I still love you. Doesn’t mean you should bully me more, though. Happy birthday to you, dear.

14. Your birth is a big blessing to the family. As much as I love you now, I hated it when you were born, because I felt my place was being taken. Happy birthday to you, lovely sister.

15. Never forget the way that will lead you home, sister, and also never forget to bring gifts home for your brother when coming home. Happy birthday to you, sister.

16. One day at a time, one year at a time, you’re growing into an old woman. I can’t wait to see if you’ll use walking sticks and what kind you’ll use. Happy birthday to you, babe.

17. Because I have so many good wishes for you, and because I like to keep my messages short, I’ll just say I wish you “good”. I’ll explain when next we meet. Happy birthday to you, dear sister.

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18. To join the celebration, I’ll cross seven seas. I’m doing that not just because I love you, but also because I love to party! Happy birthday to you, my sister.

19. I’ll never forget the day we had our first fights. I hope you have no scars from it and I hope the memory won’t deny me food at your party. Happy birthday to you, my sister.

20. The best day for you may be your birthday, but have you heard of mine? Well, let me allow you enjoy your day. Happy birthday to you, baby sister.

21. Yay to another year. Hope the cake is bigger and sweeter? Happy birthday, my sister.

22. I celebrate you today. And I’m excited because it’s not everyday I have cake from a birthday. Happy birthday to you, dear sister.

23. You’ve grown from being a very very little short girl to this big…wait! You’re not even tall yet. Happy birthday to you, sis.

24. Hush! Don’t cry, for today is a day to eat and dance and begin Game of Thrones if you haven’t seen it. Happy birthday to you, dear.

25. Everything that has happened between us in the past has been beautiful for me, especially when I “stole” from you. Happy birthday to you, sis.

26. Thanks for making Earth a sweet place for me. Let’s go to Mars and see if you can make it sweet for me too. Happy birthday to you, my lovely sister.

27. No matter how fast you grow and no matter how big you become, I’ll never forget how you were when you were disturbing us as a baby. Happy birthday to you, my dear sister.

28. Cheers to the prettiest lady after me. If I were a boy, you would be the prettiest lady in the universe. Happy birthday to you, dear sister.

29. I’ll give you much love today. So don’t be surprised when you don’t see me, of all people, with a gift, because love is not always visible. Happy birthday to you, sis.

30. Never have I ever had a birthday cake from your birthday. Today is different and I’m excited. Happy birthday, dearie.

31. Today’s the day we celebrate a sister of sisters. I just hope the cake proves how great you are. Happy birthday, dearie.

32. I love you so much, sis, that I don’t mind buying the moon for you today. The only thing is I don’t know who sells it. Happy birthday, though, my sister.

33. We’ve been very close and been partners in many “crimes”. I think I deserve more food than anyone else at your party. Happy birthday to you, sister.

34. One thing I’ll never stop telling people is how awesome you are. I had to remind you so you’ll favour me in the sharing of food today. Happy birthday to you, sis.

35. It’s a special day, so let’s celebrate like we’ve never celebrated before; let’s celebrate till our net worth hit zero! Happy birthday to you, sister.

36. On a day like this, all I want to do is just keep buying gifts for you. Just wait till I become Bill Gates. Happy birthday, sister.

37. I love you, my sister. Let’s celebrate your day madly. Bills on you. Lol. Happy birthday to you, dear sister.

38. I would have called to sing the happy birthday song for you, but I don’t want to ruin your day with my horrible voice. Happy birthday, dear sister.

39. If you want to dance, then dance. If you want to sing, then sing. Just make sure there’s a party at night. Happy birthday to you, my sister.

40. Hey, sis. A quick reminder that I will never leave you (today until I’ve eaten to my fill at your party). Happy birthday to you, dear sister.

41. How else do I celebrate you without first reminding you of how I’m the sweetest person in your life? Happy birthday to you, my sister.

42. Forgive me for not buying you a car. You’ve been a great sister and you even deserve a plane. Happy birthday to you, dear sister.

43. It’s your birthday and it calls for celebration. Now, I want to pop bottles with all I have. Happy birthday, my sweet sister.

44. I wonder why your birthday is not celebrated every day. One day every year is not enough to celebrate you. Plus, I want to eat your party food every day. Happy birthday to you, my sister.

45. Hey, sister. Do you remember saying I’m a great brother? I remember and I want you to know that I still am. Happy birthday to you, sis.

46. I hear that there is more food than can be consumed at your party. I’ll soon be on my way. Happy birthday to you, sis.

47. How do you manage to remain so awesome? I’ll love to know your secrets, so I can add them to mine and be more awesome than you. Happy birthday to you, my sister.

48. The best thing to do today is to join in the celebration of your birthday. And I’ll do the best thing. Happy birthday to you, sis.

49. Hey, sis. I love you. And I hope your remembrance of that will not make you go mad when I miss your party. I’ll try to be there, though. Happy birthday to you, sister.

50. I love you, sis, more than I love my car. I’m talking of the old car, though. Happy birthday to you, my sister.

51. One day, we’ll look back and have a lot to laugh about. I hope we are all on Forbes’s lists by then. Happy birthday.

52. No day ever beats the day you came into this world, little and pretty. Even today that you are big and not so pretty. Happy birthday, my sister.

53. What will you do if time stops moving and you remain this age for life? Think till you’re tired. Happy birthday to you, my sister.

54. I pray that today is the first day for a better life for you, a life that includes you giving me good allowances. Happy birthday to you, big sis.

55. Tell me a story of your life and I’ll confirm that I know everything about you. Everything, except how you and your husband make babies. Happy birthday to you, dear sister.

56. A girl had an attack once and I came to her rescue, but she has never told me thank you till this day. Happy birthday to you, dear sis.

57. How could you betray me so much by not disturbing our parents at the right time, so they would give birth to us on the same day? How? Happy birthday to you, sister.

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58. You may think it’s funny, but check your list of wishes received and you’ll see that no one is wishing you have another brother. They all know I’m enough for you. Happy birthday to you, baby sister.

59. Every day, for the past one month, I’ve waited for this day. And then I’m here and I hear it has only one sun. I thought stuff will change today. Happy birthday to you, though, my dear sister.

60. The only thing I wish you get today is money because you have all that money cannot buy, or so I think. Happy birthday to you, sister.

61. One thing you should know about today is that I cannot stop thinking of interesting things to say to you when we meet. Well, I’ll try to stop thinking and stick to the ones I’ve come up with. Happy birthday, my dear sister.

62. Well, it’s obvious that you’re simply the best sister. I know I’m the best brother, don’t bother about validating. Happy birthday to you, my sis.

63. Hi, sis. You’re sweet and I need you around me for so many things. Since you travelled, I’ve died of sweeping the house. Happy birthday to you, big sis.

64. One day, when you’re old and grey and weak, I’ll remind you of how I missed your party and your cake today. Happy birthday to you, sis.

65. I wish you strength and more than your budget for your celebration today. Happy birthday to you, my sister.

66. May you enjoy so much love today. And may the love bring you money too. Happy birthday to you, dear sister.

67. One thing I want you to know today is that even my wife can’t cook my favourite food as good as you can. I also want you to know that I still prefer my wife’s meals, though. Happy birthday to you, my sister.

68. What else can I wish for you apart from the best of earth, of life and of God? Also, go and buy a car fast, so we can rock it. Happy birthday to you, sister.

69. When you’re done with your work for the day, we’re going to paint the town with your party. And I’m not even supporting the bills — it’s your day. Happy birthday, my sister.

70. In my dreams, your party was held on a ship. I did not join in because I’m scared of water. Please, have it on land. Thank you. Happy birthday to you, sister.

71. I’ve thought and thought and the best I’ve come up with is that I love you like my school lecturers love bribes. Happy birthday to you, dear sister.

72. Say my name and sing my praises and let me shower you with gifts that you can’t afford. That’s a dream talk, though. Happy birthday to you, darling sister.

73. We can’t fix a lot of things we were born to meet, and today reminds us of that. But, today also, we will eat and have fun till we forget about these things we can’t fix. Happy birthday to you, sister.

74. My friends say you’re awesome and one is already asking for your contact details. Should I tell him you’re already taken? Happy birthday to you, dear sis.

75. There is no day I regret having you as my sister. There is also no day I don’t want to visit you. But you’re married now. Let your husband rock you more than me. Happy birthday to you, sister.

76. Tell me what you want for your birthday, so I’ll write it down, frame it and give it to you today. Happy birthday to you, my dear sis.

77. I wish you’ll talk less from now on, so I’ll be in less trouble from mummy and daddy. Happy birthday, my sister.

78. Even when I want to see no human, I will still welcome you, because your cooking is something I don’t want to miss. Happy birthday to you, sweet sister.

79. Hello, sister. Do you give out gifts on your birthday or you only receive? I really don’t know how these things are done. Happy birthday to you, my sister.

80. What do we say to the god of death? Not today. And we’ve been saying it. So here we are celebrating another birthday. Happy birthday to you, dear sister.

81. God has big plans for you, and trust me when I say I’m in it. See? You’re stuck with me. Happy birthday to you, dear sister.

82. It’s your birthday and the weather is still the same. Happy birthday to you, my dear sister.

83. This is the best wish you’ll get on your day. Happy birthday to you, sweet sister.

84. Is it not funny how you are growing taller than me as the days keep passing? Happy birthday to you, sister.

85. Of all the things I want to say to you today, I’ll start by saying that you are almost as awesome as me. Happy birthday to you, girl.

86. Even the birds high in the skies are excited that your day is here. If only they know that you won’t celebrate with them. Happy birthday to you, my sister.

87. I have nothing to lose by doing an experiment with your birthday wish message. Or do I? Happy birthday to you, sister.

88. Been on my mind, so I decided to ask: Why are you growing tall so fast? Happy birthday to you, dear sister.

89. Can I tell you a story today? Every other person that wants to listen too will pay for it, though. Happy birthday to you, sister.

90. Hey, sister. Hope all is set for your big day? Or is your big day some other day? Anyhow it is, enjoy your birthday. Happy birthday to you, sister.

91. I’m celebrating the birthday of the person that I’m closest to. I hope our relationship brings in more money. Happy birthday, sister.

92. The loudest noise I make today is in celebration of your birthday, believe me. Happy birthday to you, dear sister.

93. Hey, sister. If I miss the food at your party today, I’ll definitely eat my own in my dream tonight. Happy birthday to you, sister.

94. My wishes for you on your birthday includes you being richer than Jeff Bezos. Happy birthday to you, my dear sister.

95. My lovely sister will have a lovely birthday and I’ll be around her to remind her that she’s awesome. Happy birthday, dear sis.

96. If I say nothing else to you today, then please understand that sometimes silence says more than words can. Happy birthday, dear sister.

97. I wish you live longer then Methuselah if you don’t mind. Happy birthday to you, sweet sister.

98. Let me say a prayer for you: May your day be filled with my sweet presence hanging in your kitchen. Happy birthday to you, my sister.

99. Happy birthday to you, sister. May you get gifts until you begin to share them to others.

100. My lovely sister, it’s your birthday and I’m proud of who you are today. I’m “jealous” too, but proud. Lol. Happy birthday to you.

101. While we still played with sands, stones and sticks, thank you for the times you made me laugh and not feel immediate pains when I had an injury. Happy birthday to you, dear sister.

102. Hello, sister. Happy birthday. This is to remind you that you still haven’t given me the gift you promised me on my last birthday.

103. The best day in my life was the day you were born. You brought your share of troubles but I still like you. Happy birthday to you, my sister.

104. As a man, I’m here saying you’re so strong that I was tempted to call you my brother when we were young. Happy birthday, my sister.

105. I love you, sister. And, later, I’ll come over to express my love. Just keep a big plate of food for me. Happy birthday to you, sis.

106. We don’t talk about the days we got into troubles anymore, and I miss that. Happy birthday to you, dear sister.

107. If wishes were horses and you were a beggar, I know you won’t ride. You’re too modern for that. You only do cars. Happy birthday to you, sister.

108. I don’t mind creating a radio station just so I’ll be giving you shout outs on your birthdays and other relevant days. Happy birthday to you, sister.

109. Happy birthday to you, girl. Rock the world. Not pop or hip hop. Rock. I repeat, rock. Thank you.

110. The world should come together on days when you throw birthday parties because there’s more than enough for all to eat and drink at the parties. Happy birthday to you, sis.

111. Hey, sister. I love you. That’s all I’ll say for now, and it’s not because I’ve run out of what to say. Happy birthday to you.

112. When times are hard, remember that there are good times ahead of you. Just picture my handsome face and you’ll remember that beautiful things exist. Happy birthday to you, sister.

113. Hope you know that you’ll never stop being my sister? Happy birthday to you, sister.

114. Have you eaten? Or is it too early to ask this question? Happy birthday to you, sister.

115. I don’t want anything to make today less interesting for you, so I’m looking for a reason to not bring my boring self to your house. Happy birthday to you, sister.

116. If the world turns it’s back on you today, I’ll need only a piece of cake from you to not join them. Happy birthday to you, sister.

117. I wish that you become as sweet as me today. Good wish, right? Happy birthday to you, sis.

118. When I say I want to see you at the top, I’m not talking about when you make babies with your husband. Happy birthday to you, sister.

119. Your life is really not falling apart. Everything is just happening for your good. So smile. Happy birthday to you, dear sister.

120. When you finally understand that God works in mysterious ways, I’m sure you’ll laugh. Just don’t fall on the floor while doing that. Happy birthday to you, sister.

121. At the end of the day, you’ll be happy that I was part of your birthday. Happy birthday to you, dear sister.

122. Happy birthday to you, sister. Enjoy every single bit of the day, and do well to enjoy for me too.

123. Happy birthday to you, dear sister. There are a lot of great days for me in the year and this is one of them, because I like free food.

124. Can I talk to you for a minute: “how old are you again?” Happy birthday to you, sister.

125. Happy birthday to you, darling sister. I wish you never lose your love for parties.

126. It’s time for you to show the world the beautiful things you can do for it. And I’ll be just right behind you, telling everyone that I know you. Happy birthday to you, sister.

127. Typing is much stress. Wait till we meet, then you’ll heat my wishes. Happy birthday to you, sister.

128. Happy birthday to you, my sweet sister. Just reply with the party venue and say no more.

129. Whoever you choose to be today, I’ll be happy with you. Just don’t be Hulk. Happy birthday to you, sister.

130. May your birthday lead to the birthdays of more beautiful things. Rate my wordplay, please. Happy birthday to you, sister.

131. Happy birthday to you, sister. May your find more money than I’ve found. Amen

132. Yesterday, you were one day younger than you are today, and tomorrow will make you a day older than you are today. We all know this but I just had to say it. Happy birthday to you, sweet sister.

133. You’re growing and getting ready to leave the house and the scariest idea in my head is living in a house without you. Can you grow slower? Happy birthday to you, sister.

134. Happy birthday to you, dear sister. I love that you are my sister.

135. Even if you don’t cut a cake today, it doesn’t change anything. Don’t let peer pressure tell you otherwise. Happy birthday to you, sis.

136. Hey, sister. I love you. I just want to know if you love me too. Happy birthday to you.

137. I pray you live so long till people begin to wonder if you have nine lives. Happy birthday to you, sister.

138. Go on and be greater than all who came before you. Thank God I came after you. Happy birthday to you, big sis.

139. One of the best books to read should be one about your life, but who will write it? Happy birthday to you, sis.

140. Happy birthday to you. May we all, especially you, be alright one day.

141. If today ever goes rough for you, remember there’s a party for tonight. Happy birthday to you, dear sis.

142. I honestly think that today is the best day in this week. Happy birthday to you, sister.

143. Little by little, our baby girl is growing…erm…erm…I can’t find the perfect word that rhymes with “little” now. Happy birthday to you, dear sister.

144. I know you like poetry. If I were a poet, I would create the kind of wishes you would love better than this. Happy birthday to you, sis.

145. We should love humans more than anything on earth, and you make it easier for us to do so. Happy birthday to you, sister.

146. Happy birthday, sister. Always remember that I love you more than I love birthdays.

147. My sister is the best there is. And she’s worth all the love she can get from me. Happy birthday to her.

148. May the best of things find you on this day, and may every new thing that come to you contribute to giving you something great, and something fun. Happy birthday to you, dear sis.

149. Really, there’s not much I can do this morning. But this evening, we will turn this city upside down. Happy birthday to you, sister.

150. Happy birthday, my sister. What else can I say to make this wish message longer?

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