Funny 60th Birthday Poems for Sister

Funny 60th Birthday Poems for Sister

People believe that this is the most challenging age a woman could be at because they face so many challenges, which could seem overwhelming. However, if your sister happens to be turning 60, you would want to send the inspirational birthday wishes that would inspire her and empower her with glowing self-worth, besides wishing her an awesome birthday.

Think about it, you probably shared the same tummy with your sister, and even if you do not, you share the same siblings’ feelings. After all these years of childhood jokes and pranks that you fed off each other, adult battles that never ended and more, who knows what’s next? There are plenty of options out there: good ones and bad ones, crazy ones and normal ones. But even with these options available, you would always be comfortable being with your sister. Get that special sensation of celebrating her with these funny 60th birthday poems for sister, which should make her day. After all, laughter is the best way to show your love to those who matter most. This list comprises both funny rhyming poems for sisters as well as non-rhyming poems for sisters if you’re looking for different options.

So, don’t hesitate to use these collections below.

Funny 60th Birthday Poems for your sister

A sister is the very marrow of our bones
And allows us to hold our heads up high.
Sister is a word that’ll be heard for quite many years,
And will never be forgotten even when we’re so old.
It’s always fun to share those memories on our birthdays.
Happy 60th birthday to your sister.

1. This is the most enjoyable day of your life!
You are sixty years old.
It’s the beginning of your higher level
Always remember that you will always grow younger
Happy 60th birthday to you, dear sister.

2. I hope you have a party like no other
Especially on your 60th birthday.
Let’s celebrate your life well-lived.
Don’t count the candles on your cake.
They are lesser than your actual age.
I love you, sis.

3. Nothing is more important than family and friends.
We’re celebrating your 60th birthday.
I hope you can enjoy your favourite meal.
And party like no other!
All the people you love are here
Happy birthday to you. Love you, sis.

4. Dearest sister,
I hope you do something to celebrate today
Because you are 60 years old
For all the amazing things you’ve done in life.
And the amazing moments we share
I say a big happy birthday to you.
I love you, sis.

5. On your 60th birthday,
I hope you have a party like no other.
And dance to the rhythm of the music
But always remember your waist
Because you are 60 years today
Not some 25-year old lady.
Happy birthday to you, dear sister

6. You’ve got the life, and you deserve a special party.
Let’s celebrate your 60th birthday in style.
I can’t wait to party with you on this special day.
Wishing you a sixty-ever birthday.
May all your expectations be exceeded.
I love you, sis.

7. We love you and can’t help but celebrate your life
Cheers to 60 more years of love and happiness.
When you need to be told you are young
Then know that you are old enough
I hope your birthday party is a blast.
Happy 60th birthday to you.

8. Happy 60th birthday, sis!
You are the best person I know.
You have done so much for me
I hope you have an amazing party
Continue to rise and never fall
I love you!

9. I hope your 60th birthday is full of laughter
And that you have plenty of time
To spend with loved ones.
You deserve nothing less than a great time
Especially after everything you’ve accomplished in your life.
To the best of your years
Happy 60th birthday to you, sister

10. It’s your 60th birthday
A time of celebration and relaxation.
With the labour of many years
And the hard work of ages
You have every right to chill out.
I hope you have plenty of time
More to enjoy, Happy birthday

11. A time to spend with loved ones
A time to flashback the beautiful memories
For someone like you
At a diamond age, you deserve it all
Enjoy the best out of life
Happy 60th birthday to you, my sister.

12. To a sister on her 60th birthday,
60 years is such a milestone.
You’ve done so much in your life
And I hope that you get to do more
Because that’s exactly how you want it.
But now, you are retired.
Happy birthday to you.

13. Dearest sister,
It’s your 60th birthday
Like a flower that blossoms
I just want to wish you a great time.
Because you deserve it!
Have fun!

14. Joy makes the heart merry
Like wine does, but even more
I hope that your 60th birthday celebration
Would have the deserved attention
For around you are people you hold dear
In the future, we proceed
Happy 60th birthday, dear sister.

15. Hard work was your principle
Humility was your sermon.
You have worked so hard
Overcoming many challenges over the years.
Now, it’s time to reflect on all the good things
Kick up your feet, and relax with a smile on your face.
Happy 60th birthday to you, dear sister.

16. Happy 60th Anniversary!
You are the most special sister in the world.
I’m glad you still have all your teeth intact
So that your smile may be attractive
On this great occasion of your birthday
I know you’ll have a great time today.

17. Jump up and say S-I-X-T-Y.
I hope you and your guests have a great time
Because with you there are no dull moments
At your 60th birthday celebration.
You are getting younger
Since we all want to keep lying
Happy birthday to you, dear sister.

18. White reflects the beauty of the lilies
Think of everything you’ve done till your special birthday.
Red glows the beautiful roses
Think about the friendships you forged till now
Get your joy from them
And scream to the roof
It’s your 60th birthday, dearest sister.

19. Dear sister,
Time runs so fast with beautiful people
Your diamond age is here
Happy 60th birthday to you
You are the epitome of kindness
And the happiness you’ve brought to others
I will always come back to you

20. Through your hard work and generosity.
Many lives have been changed forever for the better.
I know you’ve worked hard in your life,
But today, it’s your time to celebrate.
Rest be all appointments and schedules
For today, we celebrate 60 memorable years.
Happy birthday, darling sister.

21. All of your achievements come from hard work
Your love for perfection almost drove everyone crazy
You are a source of love and motivation to many.
If I could choose only one aspect of you
Your eyes would be it.
Happy 60th day to you, my sister.

22. If I could emphasize one thing about you today, what would it be?
Your kind word and your sense of humour
You are a darling made in heaven
Happy 60th birthday to you, my beautiful sister
Long may you live.
Send my cake, or I will retrieve my poem.

23. You deserve a great time
A time to reflect on the memorable past
To bring a smile to your beautiful face today.
So we’ve gathered up some birthday discounts
So you won’t have to buy on credit today
Cheer to more years.
Happy 60th birthday to you.

24. Your 60th birthday offers you a memorable time.
To look through the seasons and ages
Thanks are unto God and praises to His name
For your life and time here on earth
Keep smiling though
More beautiful you look when angry.
Happy 60th birthday to you, my dear sister.

25. Dearest sister,
I hope you have a great time at your party tonight.
Let tonight be an exception
We are breaking your rule
Lights out will not hold today
Because we want to party till dawn
Happy 60th birthday to you.

26. I also hope we get some time to talk afterwards!
Let us reason together
60 years should make you reminisce and get them
Before you start forgetting things
Let me remind you that I wished you
A happy birthday on your 60th birthday
Cheers, dear sister.

27. Happy birthday, my dear sister!
We are throwing a party in your honour.
We want you to be surrounded by people that love you.
Diamonds become very important to you henceforth
For you are in the diamond league of elders
Happy 60th birthday to you.

28. Wishing my sweet and funny sister a happy 60th birthday!
I hope it’s full of the most delicious cake
Even if your taste buds are no longer active
Happy is she who is surrounded by fabulous people
We would do that for you.
May your new age be filled with enough dancing and adventures.

29. Happy 60th birthday to my fabulous sister!
Like champagne. I hope your day is lively
And filled with adventure throughout the year.
It’s the beginning of your walk into paradise
I hope you still have the legs for a long walk.

30. Here’s to my fabulous sister
On your 60th birthday!
If I could, I would fill it with many bottles
Of Champagne
Waste of money, you’ say
And a million adventures.
Waste of strength, you’d say
You are getting old indeed.

31. Happy 60th birthday to my wonderful sister.
I wish you always happiness, health, and success.
Happy 60th birthday! Here’s to your continued fabulousness
May your new age compete with your 30s
And all the adventure you enjoy!
Be revisited.

32. Cheers to 60 amazing years
With you, my favourite sister
Life can run like forever!
May your birthdays and milestone years
Be filled with fun and laughter.
Glad to know you are ageing backwards.

33. Wishing you sixty years of joyful memories
A lifetime of happiness and success,
And the blessing of family time.
Always remember to give your best
Not only when it comes to talking
Cheers to your future, dear sister.

34. Wishing my dear sweet sister
A birthday filled with all kinds of happiness and love!
Happy 60th! That’s the sound in the air
Cheers to the future of a wonderful sibling
I love you more than yourself.
Happy birthday to you.

35. Happy 60th birthday to my favourite sister!
I can’t wait to dance you around the kitchen
Your dancing steps I will watch from afar
And know if it’s still in you
Cheers to a new age.

36. Another age to sing and rejoice together.
I hope your day is filled with love
Joy and friendship too.
Your birthdays are some of my favourite days of the year
And today is your 60th.
I just want you to know how much you mean to me.
Happy birthday to you, dear sister.

36. From a sister to a sister
I was so grateful to be your sister
Thanks for being my friend along the way.
Happy 60th birthday.
Hoping you have an amazing day with all your loved ones.
I hope to have my cake emailed to me.

37. Dear sister,
Today, you have successfully given the earth
Another decade full of hope
I hope the big 6-0 is as fun and exciting as you are!
And I hope they serve the cake at your birthday party, lots of it.
Many happy returns of the day.

38. May your 60th year be as fun
And also as exciting as you are.
And may there be lots of fun
Even as you flex and unwind today
May your cake at your party
Be as succulent as your words are.
Happy 60th birthday, my dear sister.

39. My special sister,
I hope your birthday celebration is fabulous
And just as special as you.
I wish you many happy returns.
Keep up the good work
And never forget that 60 years means more to us.
Happy birthday to you.

40. You are sweet, fascinating,
Dear sister, I’m awed that you are super-talented
You deserve a super-fun birthday!
I hope you don’t fall too quickly into momentary memory loss.
And I hope someone makes you a huge layer cake
Let’s share with your friends and family.

41. Dear sister,
It’s your 60th birthday
I hope you have a rocking birthday
It’s a milestone along the way.
I hope your legs can still carry you along many miles.
Cheers to more years.

42. 60 is the new 30.
And you’re the kind of person
With the energy and the motivation to prove that.
I hope your birthday day is a blast
Happy birthday to you, my dearest sister.
On your 60th birthday.

43. You’re the kind of person
One who has the energy and motivation
To prove that 60 years is just numbers
You are 30 years old as far as I am concerned.
With 30 years of experience.
We hope your birthday is a blast!
Happy birthday to you, dear sister.

44. Hope you know that your 60th birthday
Is just the beginning.
You’re the kind of person who
Loves to inspire and has the energy
To motivate many people.
You’ve got many years to prove that.
And your 60th birthday is proof of that
Happy birthday, dear sister.

45. This is going to sound corny,
But it’s absolutely true:
60 is the new 20. Happy birthday.
You are a prime example of that!
I hope your birthday is overflowing with fun and excitement.
Cheers to a bigger future, my dear sister.

46. You’re not 50 anymore
But that doesn’t mean you’re 80.
You still have the energy and motivation
To live your life the way you choose.
I hope your birthday day is a blast.
Happy 60th birthday to you.

47. Dear sister,
Keep up the good work, and happy birthday.
Let’s make it a memorable one.
After all, it’s your 60th birthday.
Enjoy life; it’s your 29th birthday.
Wishing more fabulous years.

48. You’ve got more energy than lions.
You power through difficult tasks
And the ease with which you handle things
And the fact you’re not afraid to take risks
Makes you the special one.
Rest more now that you are 60.
Happy birthday, dear sister.

49. Dear sister,
Happy 60th birthday to you.
You are the apple of the eyes of everyone
It’s time you make others your apple.
You still have the strength of a younger person
Cheers to you, dear sister.

50. You didn’t just sit and wishes for success
You took the risk and worked so hard
Plus, you can hold your own
When it comes to meeting new people
That’s makes you more special.
Happy birthday to the Ironwoman at 60.
Happy birthday. Sister.

52. Dearest sister, happy birthday to you
You have proven that there’s no reason
To sit around and wait until the big 6-0 to have a great time.
It’s your time to celebrate.
You’re finally 60, my sister.
It’s hard to believe;
You don’t look a day over 40.

53. Congratulations, dear sister
I hope your birthday is nothing short of spectacular
Happy birthday to my sister!
You will always be my big sis,
With you, I can tell all my secrets
But I hope you don’t forget them.

54. I’m so excited about your 60thbirthday.
I can’t wait to share a drink with you. Love you so much!
You have the energy and motivation to prove
You can be 60 years but still, have a 20-year old heart
To the best sister in the world
Happy birthday to you @60 years.

55. She is my big sister,
She is 60 years old today
Filled with grey hairs but a young heart.
Someone who I will always love and
Who I can tell anything.
I am so excited about this special day!
Happy 60th birthday to you.

56. You’re the best sister in the world
We are all so lucky to have you.
You’re always there for us,
With your unwavering love and support.
We can’t wait to celebrate your 60th birthday.
Love you so much!

57. Hey, birthday girl! Happy 60th, sis!
Here’s to 60 more.
Be the best we know, and we will always love you.
Love you always.
Though you are grandma, you are still young
May you not be reminded that you are now older.

58. Turning 60 is a huge milestone
And as your baby sister,
I know you’ll have the best time
Celebrating this incredible occasion with everyone
We love you so much
You remain the comedian of the family
Happy birthday to you.

59. On your 60th birthday,
I want to promise to look out for your happiness.
I hope I don’t forget this promise
Just the way you forget so many of your promises
I will be the better version of you
And I will always support you!
Happy birthday to you.

60. We are delighted to mark this milestone with you.
We would also like to thank you for being an inspiration
To us and many as we celebrate your success.
At 60 years today.
I hope your smile is still as broad
As when you were younger
Be young forever and happy 60th birthday, sister

61. Saving the best for last,
I hope these birthday wishes
Make your 60th memorable and fun.
You are a fun-loving sister
You can’t be stopped.
Happy birthday to the best sister.

62. Maybe your 70 birthday will bring you
More white hairs to really show your true age
But now, we wish you years be full of laughter
More adventure and friendship.
You are an inspiration to all of us!
Happy 60th birthday to you, sister

63. May your 60th birthday
Be as wonderful and hilarious as you are.
If laughter is the best medicine
Then may you have the hiccups for days.
Wishing all the best
Happy 60th birthday, my lovely sister

64. Your birthday is a special day.
For someone with a large heart
My wishes may not come to you,
With a gift like you would expect
But it would surely make you smile.
Happy 60th birthday to a beautiful sister.

65. Let every moment in this age,
Blow you away with love and care
Yet spare you for all the rest
Of the years you are to live
Let your life be accompanied by mercy
With an entourage of love, joy and all their companions
Happy 60th birthday to my lovely sister.

66. Dearest sister,
Sharing the same womb with you
Was a great honour
On this day of your 60th birthday
I celebrate the goodness in your life
Laugh all the way, dear sister
My beautiful sister, happy 60th birthday

67. Dear sister,
I wish I could do many things for you
For you deserve to be pampered all the way
But who would pamper a 60-year old?
If not yourself. Well, let’s do this
60 years looks good on you
Happy birthday to my beautiful sister.

68. Doubt is the opposite of hope
May you have your hopes alive
On this day of your 60th birthday
I wish you many more years
For the next 60 years,
May light shine on you
Happy birthday to you, my sister.

69. Happy 60th birthday to you
Sister, you are worth more than diamonds
No cupcakes for you today.
Because you are now officially
Above that now,
Happy birthday to you, sister
Love you to the skies.

70. Happy 60th birthday to a sister.
Greatest joy will fill your life
Your age speaks volumes on paper
But it will be our little secret
That you are 60 years old.
Happy birthday to you.

71. To you belongs the joy of the day
With you, we express our happiness
That you are finally 60 years
Perfect peace will be yours forever
Never forget to enjoy our cake
Happy 60th birthday to you, my dear sister

72. Happy birthday to you, dearest sister
The calendar may tell its own story
But we know that you are younger at hear
Your birthday rings a bell
And your vibes are still there with you
Thanks for your kindness and care.
Happy 60th birthday to you, sister.

73. Life is more about what makes us happy
I am glad that you have sown 60 years into that
The meaning of life is unveiled daily
When the purpose is discovered
Everything then makes sense
I hope to celebrate you at your century
My beautiful sister, happy 60th birthday

74. The sky spreads to the amazement of everyone
And we all know that big things start small
What do 60 years look like?
Because right now, your years of experience
Glows in wonder.
Your positive vibes cannot be stopped.
Happy 60th birthday to you, my sister;

75. You are to me more than gold
Like a flower that never withers
So you are, even at 60 years
Happy 60th birthday to you
Keep soaring higher
Happy birthday to you, sister.

76. The myths about life are broken
When we discover why we are born
Dear sister, you are one package.
Full of love and beauty
May this new age bring you peace
And may your beauty never fade
Though your ones younger will be more beautiful
You are still special. Happy 60th birthday.

77. With a sister like you
Who is both a relative and a friend,
Life is bliss. It is a river of gladness
And with your beauty spanning 60 years
Everything in you shines and reflects
Happy 60th birthday to you, my sister

78. Happy birthday to a sister like no other.
Your smile is like that of an angel
The glucose one needs to begin a task
You are special to God and man
At 60, you have made more impact than expected
Happy birthday to you, my sister.

79. Welcome to the diamond league.
Dear sister, you are a blessing to our world
Even though you can scold like a teacher
You remain, my darling sister,
I hope this 60 years birthday
Make you relent in your scolding
Happy birthday to you.

80. Dearest sister,
Forever you will be important to me
Not because of your spicy meals
But also because you ignite hope
In the hearts that are lost
You are a unique part of the family,
Happy 60th birthday to my sister.

81. At sixty, should you still be called a woman?
I think we need to find another tag for you
But I wouldn’t call you aged
Because you still appear so young.
60 look so good on you
You always be my beautiful sister
Happy 60th birthday to you

82. Happy 60th birthday to you
Dear sister, your face shine brighter.
Even than the sun.
The stars compete with you to twinkle
And I will forever love you.
To the next 70 years on earth
In good health.
Happy 60th birthday to you.

83. My darling sister
Happy 60th birthday to you
A diamond gift would I have given
But you are already a diamond
And in your won rights
You deserve all the attention of the day
Happy birthday to my sister

84. Day by day
Month by month
And year by year,
Life rolls on
But it cannot stop my imagination,
That you are blessed among women.
Happy 60th birthday, my precious sister.

85. Dearest sister,
You deserve to compete for the Miss World
But only of the above 60 category
I wish you abundant blessing
And more gracious years ahead
Happy 60th birthday to my sister.

86. The stars may be far away,
But they reflect so well on the earth
While you are a long-distance away
I can feel your birthday in the air
Happy birthday to you, sister.
You are younger at 60 years.

87. While I want you to remain younger
Yet I want you to age in grace.
For the wealth of experience from you is timeless
Happy 60th birthday to you, dear sister
I wish you a splendid birthday.

88. Your revolution equals 60 today.
Yes, you made it 60 times around the sun
I hope you can still jog like before
Or we keep an ambulance nearby
Happy 60th birthday to you, dear sister

89. Celebration is like a medicine
It makes the heart free and joyful
Today we celebrate you at 60 years
Wishing you endless joy
It’s our turn to keep reminding you
Of the most important things to do.
Happy 60th birthday to you, dear sister.

90. You will never grow younger
Though we all want you to have that feeling
But you know I will always be truthful
Happy 60th birthday to you, sister,
Your new age has a lot in store for you
Happy birthday to my sister.

91. On your 60th birthday, my message gives,
Every reason to be happy
60 memorable years all gone
Into the realm of history
Laugh at your old pictures
For they give you a sense
Of how long you have come
Happy birthday to you, dear sister.

92. Lovely sister,
Happy 60th birthday to you.
You are worth more than a gold
Though you have never given me one
Like a sister would always be
You are more than one to me.
I love you.

93. You arrive 60 years so fast
Did you take another route by the sun?
Happy 60th birthday to you.
You are a darling. Keep shining.

94. The more the years grow,
The more special you become.
I hope you smile more today.
What does a 60-year smile look like?
With you, I can end that research
Happy 60th birthday to you, dear sister.

95. You haven’t aged a single day
Since you clocked thirty
Maybe you are 30 years old
But with an experience of more than 30.
Happy 60th birthday to you, sister
Wishing you more.

96. Baby sister, happy birthday to you
Sixty years may be an advanced age
But you still remain my younger sister
Wishing you all the best
I hope you can down your troublemaking
Because age will tell on you now.
Happy 60th birthday.

97. To love a sister like no other
Is the responsibility of any sibling
But you are special to me
I wish you much more laughter
Laugh more, don’t mind the gossips
Happy 60th birthday to you, sister.

98. Diamonds may not be forever
But you are, dear sister
As become a year older today
Happy 60th birthday to you, baby girl.
You a rival to the sun when it comes to shining
Keep shining.

99. Your growth is unrestricted
Your development is mandatory
And your expansion compulsory
I wish you enlargement n all areas
Except in your physical size
Happy 60th birthday to you, dear sister.

100. May your blessings fall like the rain,
Your favour shine like the sun
And your prosperity blow like the breeze
Feel refreshed in your new age
Maybe you will gist us what 60 look like
Happy 60th birthday, sister.

Do you know what they say about poems? They covey the right messages more than words. With this list of funny 60th birthday poems for the sister above, your sister would get both humour and birthday messages all in one. They are the sure bets to make her day. Please share with your friends and drop your comments below. Your feedbacks inspire us.

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